Angels everywhere

Something you may (or may not) know about me (or even care to know)...   

There is at least one angel in every room in my house.  

Size does matter

Something you may (or may not) know about me (or even care to know)...   

I prefer little forks to regular dinner forks. I like dessert forks - even kids' forks (but not the plastic/rubber ones)- little forks. Little forks.

Ha Ha

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When I was young(er) I was REALLY funny - laugh-'til-you-cry funny - life-of-the-party funny.  I was.

But since I'm old(er), I'm only funny in spurts.  Be ready.  Don't miss it.  It might be awhile before it comes around again.

Odor begone

Something you may (or may not) know about me (or even care to know)...    

I don't like my refrigerator to smell like food - in any way,  I want it to smell good - or at the worst - like "nothing"  If I open the door and the smell is offensive, I go on an obsessive hunt for the odorific culprit.  I won't stop until the sucker is expunged - or in the case of an onion - until it's locked up - boxed up - imprisoned in some type of airtight container.   Don't stink up my fridge, dude.